The Sympathetic Flu

Image Credit // Charles Schulz

Image Credit // Charles Schulz

Ooh! This is bad. Aah! This won’t do.

You say your nose is dripping goo?

Your throat and tongue are turning blue?

Your foot’s too swelled to fit your shoe?

Can’t even stomach water stew?

You’ve put on weight, like old Aunt Sue?

And now you’ve begun to hallu-

Cinate that you live in a zoo,

Dodging flying monkey poo?

You feel like all that you can do

Is eat and sleep and moan and SPEW?

You feel a doctor’s visit’s due?

Before you go, it’s best you knew

You’ve got the Sympathetic Flu.

I feel ya, man – I’ve got it too.

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