Can’t we Just be Friends? (No Funny Looks)
First of all, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, this isn’t a sappy romance post. *BLEAH*
Actually, this is the true thoughts of a picky choosy condiment eater. (Trying saying THAT five times fast)
Indeed, food again. But stay with me. I am about to question the very laws of condiments.
IS IT ALRIGHT TO… MIX KETCHUP AND MUSTARD!!!!!!!
I know, I know, you thought it would be slightly more… amazing and mind bending, right? Sorry, but I find this extremely important. Have you ever mixed these two delicious flavors?
Here’s MY input. Mixing Ketchup and Mustard is WRONG. It is WAY wrong. My brothers do it around me every time we have hot dogs and it drives me crazy!!! It smells bad, tastes bad. looks bad, IS bad. I’m not saying that your a bad person if you mix ’em. I’m just saying, What Would Jesus Do? No, I’m… kidding.